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Last Updated: 18.06.2025 12:15
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What is the difference between Michael Corleone’s marriage to Apollonia Vitelli and Kay Adams?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
Still no good.
Why does my crush make me jealous about having a girlfriend?
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Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
What's the difference between “ce”, “ça”, and “cela”, and when do I use each (French)?
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why does the God of the Bible condemn homosexual acts?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What are your controversial and hot takes on Naruto?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Where did Noah build the Ark? Was it in a desert or near water?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
How can someone feel more FTM when AMAB?
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
So they tried
Why do almost all vertebrates have tails, but not apes and frogs?
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics